I was so exited I can’t tell you. I confess, that I even had dirty phantasies about HIM bevor I even met him. Marie-Christine took me along and there I was. We met at HIS place in Tiergarden and there was Andrés Fuentes Cannobbio, the first camerman, Marie-Christine, the second cameraman, Johannes Rexin, the executive producer, Daniela Schiffer, the assistant to the director an Ophelia Haneke, the actress and the model and HE HIMSELF, the director or perfomer or whatever. He was wearing sunglasses. And we all sat down at the table in the kitchen. There was a problem. The actress, the model wanted to quit. And we talked. And he told us, that we are suposed to continue filming, no matter what ever happens. I did.

I mean, I am not a cameraman and I couldn’t ask anyone to help me, because I was pretending to be one. I really made a very bad camera. And than something really funny happend. Something real. It’s better to show it, than to speak about it. And it is better to see it with your own eyes than to read it.

I really did not know the camera and for some reason I reduced my material to black and white. And I am really not a cutter. So I also have to excuse me for the bad editing.

If you are a cutter, maybe you can help me to make it better and re-edit the material. For this you must join the project.

But first have a look: